Sunday, October 13, 2013

Pacific Grove Golf Links

I had the good fortune to go down to Monterey and Pacific Grove back in August to play the 'unsung hero' of Monterey courses: Pacific Grove.

Although overshadowed by its neighbors (Pebble Beach, Cypress Point, Spanish Bay, Spyglass Hill, etc.), which have hosted U.S. Opens, a PGA championship and the annual Pebble Beach Pro-am, Pacific Grove represents a sort of 'accessible' version of those other courses.

Here is my day at Pacific Grove:

The staff was friendly enough, and sent us off as scheduled at 7:30 A.M. As I was a junior, I played for $20 (Bargain!) dollars. The first nine winds out and back with a peculiar variety of holes: Pars 3-3-4-4-5-5-4-4-3 for the opening nine out and back through the pacific grove neighborhood.


The prominent feature of the first nine is tall Monterey cypress and parkland. The holes amble past a cemetery, and numerous houses and bed-and-breakfasts. Here we see my good friend Matt Isola on the tee at #

3, looking back towards the second green.











 
 
The 3rd and 4th are short par fours, both theoretically drivable. Neither of us managed to pull off the feat; my tee shot came to rest just to the right of the greenside bunker. I pitched to 4 feet and made birdie however.









The two par 5's are mirror images of each other, at a little more than 500 yards a piece. The course winds back to the clubhouse, and you begin to wonder what all the hype is about. You then cross Pt. Pinos road to play the short par 3 tenth (after battling a 420 yd uphill par four (8) and a teeth-of-the-wind 230 yd par 3 (9))



And behold!



The green at 10 introduces you to a beautiful stretch of what is almost true links golf. Here follow some pictures of the spectacular back nine at P.G.G.L:


 
 
 
 




 This may be the most fun I've ever had on a golf course: A shot from off the ice plant blindly struck over the dune from 210 yds to find the green. Matt called it merely "The Shot."











This is the 17th, played over a pond which does not affect play too much. I was in the trees behind the green, however.




















And lastly the magnificent 18th. A 350 yd par 4 playing uphill away from the ocean to close out the round. I shot an 82 on the day and more importantly spent an awesome day with Matt before he left off for college.

Pacific Grove final rating:

Playability: 8 -> A short course, not a hole on the layout is too challenging in distance except for 8, 9, 12, and perhaps 15.

Wow Factor: 9 -> the beauty of the second nine is only tarnished by a slight lack of charm on the first. I can play the first nine at just about anywhere, the second nine is half Scotland and half northern California**

Condition: 6 -> Detracting from the linksy feel is the abundance of bermuda grass. This creates more spongy turf and reduces the opportunities for bump and run shots otherwise available at a links type venue. Greens were a little bumpy

Amazing shot situation opportunity: 10! -> You hit drives over massive sand dunes twice. I hit 'the shot' from a sand dune. Foreboding cypress trees to go over around. Balls played from opposite fairways. This place begs you to let loose your inner Arnold Palmer.

Wild extra category: Locations to hit balls into ocean: 2 -> They exist. But always over a pretty well traveled road. Recommend a drive to a beach and a ceremonial shot from there.

PACIFIC GROVE: 9+

"That was amazing" -- Matt Isola


** -- The author has yet to play a golf course in Scotland and is speculating.



 

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

The Golfer in Me

I love to golf, in fact the game for me is a passion from my earliest days. My first book was "The complete short game" By Ernie Els, which I would in the days before reading pour through merely to admire the pictures of Mr. Els explaining the art of pitching a golf ball. It turned into a lifelong passion.
The author

A lot of people dismiss golf as a boring game pursued by rich, arrogant, aristocrats, but I see it as an enjoyable game and a true mental exercise. The beauty of the sport is not its setting (although that can be pretty awesome) but the mental aspect. I have walked of a golf course having felt more tired than I have after a 20 mile march. (I've done both :) )

So the purpose of this blog is going to change! To replace the ailing yahoo devil ball golf blog, I will make this more golf themed. I will keep Finland references and other things from the old, but I feel I can post more frequently if I write about my true desire: golf!

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Time Slips Away

Hello haberdashery!

The words to a song I heard told me "Time slips away". Indeed it does. The summer has slipped away and is now behind me, I have begun my senior year of high school. And with it so many blog opportunities have also faded, or rather were created, and now lack relevancy. For today's post, I present a photo and a simple parable, which I hope will lend clout to the message contained herein.

We often make choices in our lives, between the easy ordinary, and the difficult exotic. Humans are often lazy and often that thought of ease sways our decision. But often times, he who wakes up early, or he who hikes the extra mile is rewarded. So be the case at philmont, where an extra 3 miles and a 4 o'clock wake up call can reward you with some of God's greatest gifts: Sunrise.


I can think of little better reason for putting in such an effort, which I intend to do with this blog. Perhaps I shall be rewarded in some unforeseen way for it, I do not know. Meanwhile I hope you too strive in all of your endeavors :)

Hyvää huomenta :)


Sunday, July 7, 2013

Off to the races!

For some reason I have always had a fascination with horse racing. Though this has not turned me into a millionaire handicapper who knows the difference between a 3 day carryover pick six, $2 exacta and the daily double, I do know Win, Place, and Show, and how to convince my parents to waste their money betting on horses I have never seen before.

The starting gate has always fascinated you most. A gaping steel apparatus straddling the width of the track, with stalls all along. It looks like a piece of construction equipment. There is a starting gate at the Churchill Downs Racing Museum in Louisville that you can play with. The starting gate signals the beginning of the beginning. "2 out"..."1 out"..."Locked up!" and  then with a bell and a crash
They're off!


But that is merely the beginning, there is a mile to cover, and 2 minutes to do it. From your favorite position on the rail, you can hear the thunder, the power, the fire. The hooves slam the dirt and the mud flies in a storm of horseflesh and dust. And they disappear around the turn. They are hidden from view as they hit the back stretch offering but passing glimpses through the trees and tote board.

They are a pack and you cannot tell who is who. They travel into the turn at the other end of the oval and come into view. You can make out the individual horses once more, and now you know where your bet rides. The horse you thought would be better then the others that day.

DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!!!!


With flash and clatter they once more charge towards you. And yoursis in a fierce battle for show! Only to the outside, a horse with some name like Hotstuff is closing. Can your Appledandy hold on? The horse you circled in the program at 12 to 1 because his name was Apple related? Here comes the wire......................!!!!

 


 
If you can tell, let me know, the two horses neck and neck are about to come to the line. If it's the inside (far) you win, outside, you lose. Simple stuff.

And that is why I love horse racing

 

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Happy Memorial Day

Hello Hat Boxers!

I apologize profusely for failing to post since February, but these last few months have been hectic. Fortunately for you I have observed many things and hopefully my view of the world is broadened for the better. A preview of things to come:

  1. WHS Golf Team
  2. COLOMBIA
  3. Finnish developments
  4. Eagle Scout work (I'm so close)
  5. World news
It's all rapidly approaching, so stay tuned my dear readers :)

Also, happy Memorial day, and a thank you to the many men who've fought and died so I may write such a blog as this. Thank you

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Things I've learned best left unlearnt.

In the house where I live there are unwritten rules, just as there are at my school and anywhere else for personal conduct. These are the things that I have found I must do. Not because I want to, but because it works out better that way


1. If a parent asks, the amount of homework you have is never more than an hour's worth, a half hour if you've used the internet today.

2. You never tell a girl you love her. In my limited experience that never works out.

3. Reveal information as slowly as possible. If you reveal all your facts quickly and then remember another one, it's seen as changing the story.

4. Never claim that you were 'remembering another fact' when accused of changing the story

5. After your parents go to sleep, you can breathe easier.

6. If your parents are yelling at you, don't try to defend yourself. Better to take what's coming to you.

7. Don't learn anything quirky. It won't be supported anyway.

8. Sleep with your bedroom door closed. I learned this one after hearing voices about me carry down the hall.

9. Never reveal you are sad, the well-wishers are ever so happy to swarm.

10. If you think your folks are mad at you, they are. They're just so mad that they can't come up with how to punish you yet.

11. A parent giving you an ultimatum is a one-way deal

12. Never write your darkest fears on a blog your parents don't know about.


This post will make some pity me. It will also cause some who are worse off than me to be offended. So be it. I just feel low at the moment.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Sunnuntaina Olin Mormoni

The title of this post is in Finnish, to honor a friend of mine, Susanna Koivisto. I have talked to her many times about her religious beliefs, and after awhile I decided in her honor I would attend a Mormon congregation on a Sunday.

Suski later told me this is called a "Sacrament meeting"


So I arrived and walked in and there were people singing a hymn, for I was a little late. "Welcome Welcome Sabbath Morning" #280. All of that day's hymn numbers were displayed behind the pulpit on a board. Upon the conclusion of that song, A man appeared at the pulpit (which automatically accommodated his height) and informed us of what was going on in the Centerville Ward of the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-Day Saints. He informed us that the schedule for cleaning the temple was on the back of our agendas, and so it was so.

We then proceeded to sing the Sacrament Hymn, "Father in Heaven, We Believe" #180  and my friend Colton who had invited me to come, administered the Sacrament to a group of people who had risen for the purpose, and proceeded to circulate it among the congregation. The Sacrament itself was a small bit of bread and water, I will ask Suski what each represents.

The sermon today was on Tithing and its importance; there were two speakers on this topic. One man told a story of a woman who would not shake her missionary's hand until she had paid tithing, even though she was blind and crippled. The other man told a parable about how when we run out of time on this earth (and thus he began to cry) that tithing is one important way to demonstrate faith.

After this was over with we sang one more time, #85 "How Firm A foundation" Before the congregation adjourned. Colton advised me to leave before the 2 hours of something which he said was boring, he himself had something to do that day elsewhere.

What exactly does it all mean? I do not know. Part of me would like to convert, part of me is fascinated, part of me likes to watch but isn't sure what to do about it. However, dear readers, Anyone can pretend to be a Mormon for a day, they are nice folks. I now know this firsthand

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Mounting a Coin


A simple illustrated step-by-step for assembling a mount to show off your coins. WARNING: Do not do this if you are a serious collector; I have no idea if my methods would lead to accelerated tarnishing of silver or other unforeseen damage. I did it because it looked cool, after all.
TIME: 10 minutes

MATERIALS:

1 piece of plywood
1 piece of backcloth

TOOLS:
Hammer for pesky staples
Staple Gun
Hole-saw
Table Saw
1. Obtain and determine the size of the coin to be mounted. In my case, this is a Morgan silver dollar, one of the largest coins I have ever seen, at almost an inch and a half diameter.

2. Use a drill or hole-saw to cut a hole in a piece of plywood to fit the size of your coin. It's okay if the hole is a little large, you will be able to pad it later.

3. Cut the plywood into the shape you want. I chose a 3 1/4" square

4. You are now going to apply the back-cloth. Cut out a piece of the desired background cloth in a shape like your plywood. Leave an inch or two on each edge of the cloth to be sure you have enough.

5.Use a staple gun to staple one edge. Next do the opposite edge, pulling the cloth tightly. It is preferable to have the cloth very taught, especially if you are using a stretchable material like I was.
Then staple the other sides so that the cloth is a flat surface as shown:


Now there are two options: Take a ziplock bag and cut a large piece from it, 5x larger than your coin. Wrap up the plastic as if you were sealing a loaf of bread, and then tape it down. The display side of the coin should be plainly visible. It should be difficult to discern plastic wrap... press in to fit.
 
Note: Frame is optional. See next post for a how-to on the frame.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Love...

For the first time here, I will do a series of speculation and thought. My first topic will be on all that I know of love. It should be alright, I have very little experience in the matter. (Of course I do)

anyway, be ready for it!

Friday, December 14, 2012

A good day

The end of the wold, so say some, is nigh. So I haveaa task for you:

 All I want you to do, my loyal readers, is to imagine your ideal day from start to finish. What time of year is it? What's the weather like, and what do you do? With whom?

Please reply with your ideal day in the comments section below. Click the title of this post and then scroll to the page's end, where you can type in your ideal day.

After the first such day is received, I will post my perfect day.

Now make it happen, before it's too late!


(P.S. Der tag will be back soon, but it's going to be awhile)

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Painting the hat box

So after it was assembled I painted it...
It has come out very well. I applied a spray-gloss over the flat base for a cool semi-gloss look. My next post will be about when I have finished the box, but I just wanted you to know I have not stopped working on it.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

How to Make a Hat Box

This Blog has been "published" under two separate names. Old-timers and longstanding fans (if I had more than Susanna Koivisto; http://susanna-behindmyeyes.blogspot.com/ , excellent blog, jos puhut suomea, she has even more) will remember the original name, "Seriffitähti" wich I changed to "The Hat Box" in an attempt to boost readership. (This did not work)  So today a special treat, part one of "Making a Hat Box" which I actually set about doing. That's right I am MAKING A HAT BOX! It's a gift/exchange item/favor/ I dunno... but here we go, step by step:


  1. A box needs a base and a lid first
Get out your compass and get ready for some greometric constructions! An octagon, in this case.
I settled on an octagon, but an irregular one. in this case composed of two octagons about a quarter inch apart, expanded to fill the entire 13"x14" specification I had used.
Finally, cut them out... cut one and use it as a stencil for the other. I used a bandsaw because let's face it, it's easier.

2. Measure and cut the walls of the box... this is made much easier with a tablesaw.


Ear muffs, Eye protection, and a lot of care. (No I did not use the mitre with the fence (That's bad))

How to mount the wall to the base.

3. Lining : I used (cheated) with 3M spray adheisive and this weird red fabric:

Pre and post lining

And there is all the work I could do in a day. Tomorrow I will fill in the iperfections, sand, and then maybe appy the first coat of paint. See you then!


Sunday, November 4, 2012

Der Tag 5 (chaapter 3 part 1)

3.
                Somehow I did find a way to get to sleep, but only barely, and of course, that night I dreamed about her. It wasn’t a romantic dream in the sense of a Hollywood kiss in some famous location, but rather a simple fantasy. We were simply walking across the Golden Gate Bridge, (which I knew we wouldn’t do) and holding hands, and nothing more. The dream bounced around as a dream will do, and soon Mirjam was replaced, but soon thereafter my eyes lightened, and I knew it was a dream.
                Regardless, today was the day! Der Tag as the title continuously screams. And I was alone in my house. My parents and siblings had driven off to play softball in Davis, California. (or something like that) So I breakfasted on my cereal alone.
                I had a few objectives before I could go meet the Swiss; I wanted to buy them a gift, and I had a few ideas. The first was rather simple. All I had to do was locate a state quarter from every state they had passed through on their journey around the Southwest. I narrowed this down to only six states: Arizona, California, Nevada, New Mexico, Utah and Colorado. Then there was the problem of finding those particular quarters. I went to my desk and pulled out the drawer where I keep my coins, and pulled out the quarter rolls, as well as my piggy bank from its shelf. Far from decoration, it carried all of the leftover coins that did not fit in the bank-style rolls.
                All was well and good for the first view minutes, as I located Utah and New Mexico. Utah’s coin has an image of the transcontinental railroad completion, and New Mexico has a rather boring silhouette of that state. My primary goal was to find my home state; California, with its beautiful image of John Muir, and a California condor flying against a backdrop of Yosemite. The problem was my bank did not have one. My rolls did not have one either. I wandered throughout the house, looking in the kitchen and in our change jar in the back bedroom, before finally locating a specimen. The remaining quarter hunt was completed quickly, with a bonus; the National Park special quarters of Yosemite and the Grand Canyon.
                Now the waiting began. My BART train into the city left at 12:30, and I had nothing to do. So I watched “I Love Lucy” reruns and when the time came I retrieved the keys to my truck, (I had gotten my license only weeks before) and started it up. After the big diesel roared to life I calmly edged it out of the driveway, before slowly idling back onto the street, at which point I realized that I had not driven the truck for three months and was no longer used to it in the slightest. So instead of going straight to the BART station I drove it around the block a few times to get a feel for the monster.
                Just cruising through the neighborhood made me glad I was on foot in the city proper; the Ford F-350 is not exactly the most maneuverable pony in the stable, but it will get you where you need to go, provided you have a lot of time to get there.  Fortunately, I did have a lot of time to go the mile and a half to the station parking lot, and when I got there, I parked and proceeded to check the status of my train. After ascertaining I was a good twenty minutes ahead of schedule, I walked across the street into a grocery store to buy my second gift.
                For just under two dollars and five minutes later I emerged successfully with a box of Swiss Miss hot chocolate, the perfect gift for my Swiss miss. I actually didn’t know what she would think of it, so I had one other emergency present stowed on me as well. Old Glory, the American flag, properly folded into its triangles was in my jacket pocket, and with this trio of gifts I was finally ready to go to the City. I placed twelve dollars into the ticket machine and promptly walked through the turnstile and into the station proper.
                It is often remarkable to realize how often a man is in conflict with something in his life, and this moment was no exception. As soon as I strolled through the turnstile, I discovered I had to use the toilet. No matter, restrooms were conveniently provided, the only trouble being that the men’s room was occupied. I waited and waited outside that door, and soon another man came up and waited alongside, before losing patience and using the women’s room instead. The thought had certainly crossed my mind as well, when as soon as he came out, a security guard appeared from his little kiosk and began to come talk to the man. The old black man did not notice the security guard, and proceeded up onto the platform via an escalator. The guard followed and this path took him around the corner, out of a direct line of sight for me. I went into the lady’s room, did what I had come for and exited, before cruising quite non-challantly up the other escalator towards a different platform. As I ascended the guard descended opposite me, and I never saw him again.
                Once on the platform, I learned that my train was ten minutes away, and I surveyed my surroundings. Between my little Fremont and the great big San Francisco there is a baseball stadium and a on that particular Tag there was a baseball game. (As opposed to?) Thus the platform was crowded with baseball fans; and a group of them recognized me and called me over.
                I would tell you their names, but I didn’t recognize them at all. Unfortunately, they recognized me, and we talked about baseball until the train came. There was a man who was walking around up and down the platform past the bench I was sitting on, who had and excellent voice for broadcasting. I only made this decision because he was, in fact, talking to himself as if he were on a sports talk show.  He was very good at whatever he was saying, but he was also crazy, and no one paid him any attention.
                I struck up conversation about the Oakland Athletics, a team which for the first time in six long years was on the verge of making the playoffs. The folks I was talking to had an extra ticket to the game, but I did not even think about blowing off Mirjam that day. I apologized and explained what I was doing before declining the offer.
                Soon thereafter, the train arrived, and I climbed aboard a different car than my conversational partners. In this car I knew know one, and that was to be expected. I sat in my seat and drifted into thought once again.
                My thoughts were admittedly rather boring, but eventually came to settle on the Bay Area Rapid Transit (or BART) system; an important topic, seeing as it was my transportation to my friend.

                The system, due to celebrate its fortieth year of service that fall, was built in the 1960’s-70’s and was seen as a revolution in rail travel. In my day, the system connected San Francisco to East Bay in Richmond, Fremont, Pleasanton, and Antioch. The Lines also continued past downtown into the industrial areas of Daily City and South San Francisco, eventually reaching the Airport at San Bruno.
                The line is very convenient for those who live near it and whose destinations are on it, although each station stop was more or less timed with local buses and trolleys. My trip would be a model of public transit; though I would be driving to Union City BART instead of taking a bus, once boarding that train I would be on public transit until I came home. The most important line of travel for me would be the F-line in San Francisco, as it would get me to my meeting place at the pier.
                A typical BART trip requires buying a ticket from a kiosk, and then walking through a turstyle-sque machine to get into the paid area of the station, from which one either descends or climbs to the platform. After a few minutes the train arrives, and glides into the station, stopping with the doors always lined up exactly with the marks on the platform. How they managed to do that always amazed me, but do it they could.           
                The inside of the cars themselves have grey floors and off-white walls, with relatively comfortable blue seats. The floors are either carpeted or laminated depending on the age of the car, as is the advance of yellowing on the cars plastic walls. The cars have a central aisle, and near the doors there are fold-down jump-seats for wheelchairs and bicycle storage. The trains can move at upwards of seventy miles per hour and is powered by an electrified third rail beside it. The ride is comfortable, but as the fleet is aging, it can be a little noisy.
                Unfortunately, on a Sunday the system does not serve San Francisco directly from Fremont so I would have to transfer at a station called “Bayfair” from an “orange” train to a “blue” train. This would not be difficult however, as the station had been designed with that concept in mind. The platform was between the two opposite tracks, so it was only necessary to cross the platform. Once in the BART system, it is not necessary to exit it, you must only have enough money at your destination to pay from your original departure point. Thus the system can theoretically be ridden indefinitely.
                Needless to say I departed at Bayfair and transferred without a hitch. My new train zipped my along up the east bay and eventually dove into a marvel of engineering, the Transbay Tube.
                The tube is a tunnel under the bay, and is approximately three miles long. It was created by building prefabricated segments, which were then sunk to the bottom of the bay and joined together to make a tunnel. The tube begins near the Oakland landing of the bay bridge and ends in a subway segment underneath Market Street in San Francisco. The first station on the San Francisco side of the tube is Embarcadero, which corresponds to the street above it. My destination.

Monday, October 22, 2012

There's was not to wonder why, there's was but to do and die.

Those are words from a rather famous poem, about "The Charge of the Light Brigade" The story of a British charge in the Crimean war which was totally obliterated.
So I am inspired to relate:

I suppose I never really cared
About our little Bunny
our stupid, boring, sleeping hare.
I thought it rather funny.
But, like every other thing
Alive in this sweet place
My Rabbits name, doth it ring
and passed on to it's fate.
I am sorry Mr. Rabbit
that I ever mocked you so
For I did make it such a habit
I was so sad to see you go
Lay peacefully at rest
in your grave in the ground
in heaven with your brethrin abreast
Happily eat and bound.
For  you never really did receive
The love you did diserve
I'm sorry I did not believe
in your eternal worth.
So goodbye my sweet pet Lop
My underappreciated friend
Across Elysian fields hop
Until universe's end.
Goodbye Mr. Nibbles the Rabbit
Unkown birth (But purchased at county fair 3 years ago) - 10.20.12.

I suppose it is rather childish to write a poem to a departed pet, such as my rabbit, or to even shed a tear at it's death. But I am indeed saddened, for it brings us all a little closer to our inevitable demise, in a way, and to me, it shows us we must cherish what we love now, rather than once it is too late to do so.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

The QM, Long beach, and a vacation

Alll I could think of when I laid eyes on her the first time was:
WHAT A BIG, ENORMOUS, GIGANTIC BOAT!


This is a segment running opposite "Der Tag" wherein I tell of my vacation over last summer:
We had a little while in Long Beach before our plane left so we went and visited the ship. She is now a luxery hotel.


I had to make her picture huge too, notice how she dwarfs her submarine companion. Notice the Russian sub has windows.


After having a look at the queen of the ocean, we went to the Long beach airport for our plane to Alaska.



The Original art-deco terminal has been preserved, and is definately a great example of 1950's airport design at it's best.


You get on the old-fashioned way at Long Beach, up the stairs... Or, since our plane was so tiny, up a modest ramp.

And there you have it, heading north to ALASKA!

Monday, October 15, 2012

You know you talk to Finns too much:

You know you talk to Finns too much when:

  1. Your mother yells at you from down the hall, and you reply “MITÄ?!?!?”
  2. A väiski becomes a reasonably fashionable piece of headwear.
  3. You discover you sometimes write about this ja that.
  4. You know every trick to using a sauna, except you’ve never used one.
  5. You sub-consciously refer to you house as taloni.
  6. You know 10 different ways to say hello in Finnish. Your friends know 30.
  7. You begin to hum random Chisu songs to yourself
  8. You start cheering for Räikkönen in F1 competitions
  9. You know how to pronounce ö
  10. You know there is a difference between U and UU or A and AA etc.
  11. Though you’ve asked a 100 times, you still don’t know exactly what they eat.
  12. You hang a Suomenlippu (Finnish Flag) in your bedroom.
  13. Muumi junk starts arriving in the mail
  14. You get into arguments over the difference between U and Y
  15. You now accept an alphabet with nine vowels
  16. You start pricing flights to Finland
  17. Your friends subscribe you to magazines in the Finnish language
  18. You start speaking Finnish, and your friends actually understand you
  19. You answer any question with Hmm, Mhm, Mmh, or Mm, and still get the point across
  20. Your Advent calendar counts down to Joulu
  21. US to Metric conversions are Automatic
  22. You spend hours learning how to roll Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  23. Mooses remind you of your friends
  24. You tell your friends it’s 50 degrees and raining in November, and they envy you
  25. The Kalevala is used for literary entertainment
  26. You think you actually want to live in Finland
  27. You draw little Finnish flags everywhere.
  28. You start feeling guilty when it isn’t below zero outside
  29. You have memorized codes such as ALT-0228, which enables you to type: ä
  30. You start insult anyone you see who is Swedish.
  31. You plan to go to yliopisto
  32. You have papers in your desk with Finnish conjugation rules
  33. You start to celebrate nameday
  34. When you ask for a translation of a Finnish word, you expect 3 totally different English ones
  35. You know Aku Anka... and read it... a lot 
  36. You think the best place in the world is Finland : )
Please feel free to comment with other ideas!

Monday, October 8, 2012

Let me tell you a secret

Swiped from Youtube:
I love this song, maybe you do too
:


--------------------------George Strait

Der Tag 4

                The evening before der Tag, I called Mirjam to make final arrangements. I looked up the the number of their hotel, and I knew her room number from an email. My phone is a little older than most. First comes the dial tone; BONNNNNNNNNNNNNG… And then I dial the first number: Whrrrrr…CLICK, and then six more times. Finally the ringtone. Then there’s a soft clicking and a voice came on. The call went something like this:
                Me, “Hello?”
                “Hallo, Jimmy?”
                “Yes, it’s me, is this Mirjam?”
                “Ja… Yes, it’s me.” (Her English was rather slow, but still well spoken, and though she was quiet, I assumed that came from her accent)
                “Good evening Mirjam.” (Fighting tears, amazingly) “It is nice to hear your voice, my dear. But I am sorry, I had forgotten your accent, I suppose it’s the year we’ve been apart.”
                “Yes, it is… You wanted to make our plans? My family wanted to see the wharves and maybe the cable cars.”
                “Okay Miri, ummm….. Does your family have an idea of where they want to meet?”
                “Yes, they say Pier 39”
                Warning bells sounded in my head; Pier 39 is one of the busiest tourist traps in the entire City, and it is ALWAYS filled with tourists. Therefore:
                “Miri we can’t meet there, too many people. How about pier 41?” (Forgetting that pier 41 is not really a pier in itself; I wanted pier 45)
                “There are SOOO many piers Jimmy… Forty-one, forty-three-and-a-half, forty-five? Soooo many...”
                “So how about Pier 41?”
                “I’ll ask my parents.” (Then I heard a lot of German; I think) “Yes we can meet at pier 41”
                “OH WAIT! I meant pier 45! Next to the submarine!”
                “Ohhh, okei.”
                “The submarine is called the Pompanito, but I can’t spell that so don’t ask.”
                “Okei Jimmy.” (She giggled)
                “I guess I’ll see you tomorrow.” (I smiled)
                “Yes, and we will eat ice cream.”
                “I know… there is so much to do, Ghirardelli, the cable cars, the trams, the pier,, and especially the ice cream” (Thoroughly pleased)
                “I must go to sleep Jimmy”
                “Goodnight Mirjam”


Which I said as if I could sleep.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Der Tag 3

Chapter 2, part 1

2.
                Now a break from our story, for a small history lesson

                The city of San Francisco is without question one of the moat naturally beautiful cities in the world. It is surrounded by a vast, pristine bay and golden hills that turn a lush green in the winter. The city sits on a peninsula, which divides San Francisco’s Bay from the Pacific Ocean. Where the ocean meets the western edge of the City is the Sunset district, which features a lovely beach and freezing water. Towards the southern border, the Lake Merced area provides shelter for groves of fog-shrouded cypress, which can only be found on the California coast.
                Add the above to an impressive number of beautiful man-made structures, from the ferry building to the Golden Gate Bridge, and you are presented with a city that has a greater variety of postcards than any other.
                The area of what became San Francisco was discovered in the late 1700’s by the Spanish, who had been exploring up and down the coast of California for a few hundred years without ever noticing it. Regardless, the Spanish did eventually settle the area, establishing a number of missions and erecting a fort (called the presidio) at the entrance to the bay to protect the town from any seaborne invasion force. The city remained a small outpost with a mission for a less than a hundred years. During that time a country called America was formed, a man named Napoleon won and then lost Europe, and the world moved into it’s new century.
                But in San Francisco the vacqueros didn’t mind. No, they just did their ranch work as always, without the distractions of world affairs. They were far off and isolated.
                The next development of San Francisco took place a hundred miles north by northeast, when a Swiss emigrant by the name of Sutter opened up a small estate which he called “Sutter’s Fort” at the end of the overland immigrant trail. After six long months on the trail, people were always in need of supplies, and Sutter provided them. As his business expanded and blossomed, Sutter began to build a mill in 1848 on the American River in the nearby Sierra Nevada Mountains, but the mill was never finished. Something was found that changed the very history of the state and the world.
                Gold.
                And just like that they flocked to California and San Francisco. They meant everyone. They came from all over the world, the rich wanting to be richer, the poor wanting to be rich. The entire Sierra Foothills became swamped with miners and merchants. Towns with funny names appeared; Hangtown for its lawlessness, Dutch Flat and Chinese Flat for their nationalities.
                And the nearest port to the gold? San Francisco bay. Ship after ship arrived daily, and most ships were doomed never to leave; their crews, masters, owners and captains venturing out to look for gold. The first known photograph of the city comes from this period, it shows the harbor littered with the masts of hundreds of abandoned ships bobbing into eternity at the wharf.
                                The 49er’s (as they came to be called) quickly discovered, however, that prospecting is actually rather tedious work; that California’s mountains are a miserable place to be; and that San Francisco offered jobs that would pay the bills. The loose placer gold that could be discovered easily by hand began to pan out, and the deeper gold embedded in veins in bedrock could only be mined by a labor-intensive and expensive process
                So the miners settled down; most were broke. They couldn’t afford passage back or didn’t want to go. Land was cheap and plentiful, and though some people did return to their eastern homes, a multitude stayed behind. During that time, California became a state, (on the side of the Union) and after the civil war, the Transcontinental Railroad arrived, allowing passengers a six day journey to the west. San Francisco was here to stay.
                Or was it? The rapidly expanding city became a center of trade and commerce, until the morning of April eighteenth, 1906. The Great Earthquake. The Firestorm. The utter destruction of a beautiful city. The great loss of life and property was something the nation had not seen since Sherman’s march through the sea. But the people of San Francisco rebounded; aid poured in from around the country and the world. The city’s buildings were either razed and replaced; or restored. The City of San Francisco rose from it’s ashes into the twentieth century.
                The next hundred years saw the beginning of hippies and the end of streetcars; the rise and fall of naval presence in the bay, and the establishment of a cosmopolitan city. Today San Francisco is known simply as “The City” to all of Northern California. Traveler’s can reach The City in three primary arteries; either the Bay or Golden Gate Bridges, or up the peninsula on one of the three highways that snake down to San Jose.
                A motorist arriving from Sacramento and lands beyond, one must first cross the Bay Bridge, after paying a modest five-dollar toll for the privilege. The Bay Bridge is a complex truss structure for its first half, before landing on Yerba Buena Island, and after a short tunnel, it appears on the other side as a beautifully simple suspension bridge, with a terriffic view. The island hides the city skyline for a few miles, long enough that the driver’s first view of it out of the tunnel is surprisingly close. In minutes he would arrive downtown and get should he be so inclined to exit the freeway, (which ends a mile of that point anyway) he would instantly be in the area known as SOMA; the South Of MArket district.
                A motorist from the south would be traveling up highway 101 or 280, but more scenic route is the Pacific Coast highway up the coast past the Country Clubs flanking Lake Merced. Apart from the coastal beauty of the route, it serves one more purpose: it is the most direct route to get to Taraval Street and the Days Inn where Mirjiam was going to stay. Though I questioned that particular choice of hotel, it was cheap, and a major plus for the Swiss, it was serviced directly by the Taraval streetcar route. Zurich has one of the largest streetcar systems in the world, and Mirjam took a “tram” every day to school, so they were well versed in that form of travel. I hoped they knew how slow it would be.
                The day was rapidly approaching, and each night I would text or email Mirjam to make final adjustments. When they saw me, they wanted to see Fisherman’s Wharf and that area in the northeast corner of the city. As this area is close to Ghirardelli Square, I knew we could get an ice cream sundae straight from Memory Lane.
                I would also have to get permission from my parents, and I knew this might not be an easy task. As a sixteen year old boy in the City, I might not be ready to take on that challenge alone. My plan to get there would be simple enough; a rapid transit train into the city proper from effectively my house, and then board the F line streetcar, a trolley route serving the wharf directly from the Market Street train stations. I would then walk to wherever we would meet. After that, I would wander around with them and see what they wanted to do. I just didn’t know what they wanted to do, and neither did they! They said I knew best, I told them to tell me what they wanted to see. Though my father might not have liked that plan I thought it was going to be fun.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Thing Called Love

These lyrics belong to Columbia records. I take no credit for their creation, or their popularity as made by Johny Cash

Six-foot-six, he stood on the ground
Weighed two-hundred and thirty-five pounds
but I saw that giant of a man brought down
to his knees by love...

He was the kind of a man that would gamble on luck;
look you in the eye and never back up
But I saw him crying like a little whipped pup
because of love

You can't see it in your eye;
hold it in your hand
but like the wind that covers our land;
strong enough to rule the heart of any man
this thing called love.

It can lift you up
never let you down
take your world and turn it all around
Ever since time nothings ever been found
stronger than love

The song goes on, but that is all I feel like saying at the moment;
Love let me down today, but it will pick me up again soon...
if anything, I have God's love.